I've been ill for the last couple of days.
I'm going to bullet point what i've done lately.

Went to 5 different clubs in 7 days.
Got fresher's food
Discovered catered food is shite.
Passed out from drinking in the middle of a field.
Dressed up atleast 3 times.
Watched a bug's life in my jimjams with everyone,
had 3 takeaway pizzas
had 2 chinese takeaways.
had 2 lectures
had 1 seminar
2 vitamin waters
4 hangovers
1 load washing
payed the uni £1775.33
good times, good times.